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I can't imagine WHY anyone starts in the first place. I'm a militant anti-smoker. I have asthma and to be around any smoke can send me to the ER.
Why would ANYONE want to even try their first cigarette is beyond me. One, you look totally stupid with a white stick hanging out of your mouth. Two, you stink. Three, your teeth and fingers turn yellow. Four, your voice sounds like Patty and Semla Bouvier (Marge Simpson's sisters) Five, your face looks like a prune. Six, those around you have to listen to you hack your smokers cough. Seven, no one wants to ride in your car cuz it smells like an ashtray.
Seven, and this is a BIG one, all your NON SMOKING collegues want to kill you because YOU are going out for smoke breaks ALL the time and your phone is ringing, you don't get your work done and it's unfair to the non smokers who do NOT abuse their breaks.
and oh yeah, it'll kill you, but apparently, smokers don't seem to care about that. however, their second hand smoke will kill the non smokers, so if you want to go ahead and pollute YOUR lungs all you smokers out there, fine, but don't smoke around me, you'll get tazered!!!!
I can't imagine WHY anyone starts in the first place. I'm a militant anti-smoker. I have asthma and to be around any smoke can send me to the ER.
Why would ANYONE want to even try their first cigarette is beyond me. One, you look totally stupid with a white stick hanging out of your mouth. Two, you stink. Three, your teeth and fingers turn yellow. Four, your voice sounds like Patty and Semla Bouvier (Marge Simpson's sisters) Five, your face looks like a prune. Six, those around you have to listen to you hack your smokers cough. Seven, no one wants to ride in your car cuz it smells like an ashtray.
Seven, and this is a BIG one, all your NON SMOKING collegues want to kill you because YOU are going out for smoke breaks ALL the time and your phone is ringing, you don't get your work done and it's unfair to the non smokers who do NOT abuse their breaks.
and oh yeah, it'll kill you, but apparently, smokers don't seem to care about that. however, their second hand smoke will kill the non smokers, so if you want to go ahead and pollute YOUR lungs all you smokers out there, fine, but don't smoke around me, you'll get tazered!!!!
